"Under the sea, under the sea, life is so much better down where it's wetter, take it from me."
So you were either singing along or you think we've gone completely insane! As a swimmer, the Disney Movie the Little Mermaid always had a special place in my heart. Although I have to say I always thought Ariel was bonkers for wanting to come to dry land. Anyways, Funkita just released a new line of sea-themed girls and womens swimwear for us to all enjoy. If you have a plan to the beach or you are just a fan of everything beachy, you are going to absolutely love this new sports bikinis and one pieces.
Have you ever gone a long walk on the beach collecting the prettiest sea shells? Or perhaps you are more of a gal who likes to buy them at the tourist shop to let someone else do the work? Either way, if you love sea shells, you are going to love Funkita's new swimwear that features an abstract sea shell design. Ladies, you have a choice between either the Sea Shells Womens One Piece and the Sea Shells Girls One Piece with watermelon pink, green and white coloured shells. The other option offers cooler cotton candy blues and pink with the Mint Shells Womens One Piece the Mint Shells Girls One Piece.
Both of the above mentioned designs are also available in a sports bikini cut that is perfect for cannon balls and lying out in the sun. For women, you can take a look at the Sea Shells Womens Sports Bikini or the Mints Shells Womens Sports bikini. For the young ladies, check out the Sea Shells Girls Sports Bikini and the Mint Shells Girls Sports Bikini.
The other fun option is swimwear that features a stylised mermaid with rainbow hair and arms covered in bracelets. This is definitely a visually unique interpretation of rainbow that is great if you are an artsy type. For womens sizes, there is the Deep Sea Queen Womens One Piece and the Ocean Princess Womens One Piece. In girl’s sizes, you choose from either the Deep Sea Queen Girls One Piece or the Ocean Princess One Piece. They both are similar prints, but they just have slight differences in colour variations for you to select from.
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Mums, dads, daughters and sons, get ready to rumble. Did mum make you go to bed early last night? Did your son leave his dirty socks in the laundry again? Did dad not take the garbage out? Well time to get some of the aggression out with a playful and fun Paintball Battle! Okay, okay, maybe you don't get to actually shoot paintballs at each other, but you can wear matching swimwear that is almost as cool, right kids!?
For dad we offer the Paintball Mens Trunks with a paintball-splashed print that looks totally rad. I mean really, your kid is going to think you’re the coolest if you wear these to the pool. Unless your kids are teenagers, in which case they won't think you're cool again probably for another decade, sorry about that. With Funky Trunks signature cut you'll feel extra-comfortable with this athletic cut that is great for swimming laps.
Mums get two options in the paintball line, because let's face it, mums are the best. Mum can either choose between the Paintballs Womens One Piece or the Paintballs Womens Sports Bikini. Both come in the delightfully colourful paintball prints that looks as if a rainbow threw up all over you but in a good way. Great for ladies who love embracing all colours of the rainbow!
Young ladies, do we have fun and fashionable style for you. The Paintballs Girls Sports Bikini offers a modern and abstract design of a multitude of colours that is perfect for girls with a sharp intellect and good taste in style. The sports bikini cut makes it so you can have the style of the bikini, but still do your cannon balls without worrying about the swimwear coming loose.
For the very little ladies, we have the Paintballs Toddlers Girls One Piece. This too cute version of the Paintballs prints would go great with pig tails and smiles. The comfortable straps are perfect for splishing and splashing all day in the pool.
For the young boys, check out the totally cool Paintballs Boys Trunks. The design on these trunks looks like you just ran across a paintball battlefield! So get your game face on, because it time to take all your combat skills to the pool to the epic battle to the end!
Little dudes, you are going to totally dig the Paintballs Toddler Boys Trunks. Colourful, cosy and fun, great for splashing and smiling all day in the beach sun.
Paint balled Out?
Line drawn in the sand there are two types of people: those who like blue and those who like pink. With Funky Trunks and Funkita's new line of girls swimwear and boys toddlers swimwear, there will be no mistaking whose side you are on in the epic battle of the colour palettes! Whether you are ready or not, it is time to stand up for what you believe in when you hit the water. Let us introduce you to the new pink and blue prints that will serve as your armor for combat.
Boys in the past may have sometimes gotten away with stealing our colour ladies, but once the Pink and Blue wars broke out boys were absolutely banned from the colour pink with no exceptions. Now the power of pink in the hands where it belongs, so we no longer have to deal with the pesky boys. Let the blue tribe sort those boys out.
For all you strong, creative and smart girls out there, get ready to join the pink tribe by checking out the official uniform the Pink Army Girls One Piece. This swimwear features a scattering of pink, white and black that will have you ready for battle in the water. So grab your Pink Army Girls One Piece, attitude, and strength, and meet the rest of us in the pool.
The All-Inclusive Blue Tribe
Members of the blue tribe began to form together because the pink tribe would just not follow along with the rules. Boys and girls are allowed in the blue tribe, so it is a good tribe for those who do not mind being exposed to cooties and other germs!
For the toddler boys, we have the super cool Anti-Freeze Toddlers Trunks in the classic and cosy Funky Trunks cut with a playful blue, white and black print. Feel free to wiggle and thrash as much as you want in these comfy trunks all day in the pool.
For the girls, we have the Anti-Freeze Girls One Piece with blue, white and black that'll motivate you to zoom through the pool with your opponents. A huge advantage of this blue swimwear is that you'll more easily blend into the blue hues of water, so make sure to use this camouflage to your advantage in the pool.
Don't Fit into a Tribe?
Maybe there are more than two types of people in this world, and you don't really dig pink and blue. That is okay, just don't let members of the pink and blue tribe know. Come explore the rest of our swimwear options to browse a rainbow of different options. P.S. Don't forget to check out our swimwear sale for great deals of the top swimwear brands out there.
To do your best in the pool you need a good attitude. You also need technique, training and will-power. Behind all of these lies something simple, something we all wear to the pool- swimwear. As every single swimmer knows, not all swimwear is created equal. The makers of Funky Trunks came into the swimwear world dissatisfied with the quality and comfort of men and boys swimwear, so they made an entirely different quality of swimwear. The type of swimwear that is made for guys by guys, so every stitch, design and feature is created with athletic swimmers like you in mind.
This year Funky Trunks has released a whole new line of trunks for men and boys that breaks the mold again. These pieces of athletic swimwear don't just offer cool and unique designs, but they offer comfort that is just unparalleled in other brands. Let us briefly introduce you 2014's line of Funky Trunks swimwear, because we know swimmers are all really busy people.
For the signature Funky Trunk in mens sizes there are three distinctive colours in three very similar designs, so hopefully shopping won't take you too long today. The prints of these trunks are a sleek maze of hexagon that come in blue with the Liquid Ice Mens Trunks, gold in the Crystal Gold Mens Trunk or red in the Crystal Flame Mens Trunks. Really it is all up to your colour preference, but we think you look good in gold.
Rad designs are about with the Funky Trunks designs for boys this year, so hold onto your hats kids when checking out these totally awesome designs. Check out the totally cool hexagon party with the Liquid Ice Boys Trunks and the Crystal Flame Boys Trunks. Warning: these styles are only for future champions, so any of you not willing to give it all should search for a different brand of swimwear!
Available in both mens and boys sizes, Funky Trunks Jammers offer the same high quality as their trunks. We really liked the explosive designs of the Crystal Gold All-Over Jammer. For those who liked a more toned down style in their swimwear, the Crystal Gold Splice Jammer is probably more of their style.
Stay tuned to our blog for the latest releases from Funky Trunks and other top swimwear brands. We here at swimmer.com.au spend time searching for the best swimwear, so you swimmers can spend more time swimming and less time searching for athletic swimwear.
We are excited about all of Way Funky’s new products released this summer here at Swimmer, but we found their line of swimwear that features a honeycomb design to be especially inspiring. Way Funky took nature’s honeycomb design then applied it to their men's (Funky Trunks) & women's (Funkita) swimwear to create a completely unique look that channels the forces of Mother Nature or perhaps just the forces of bumble bees. Some members of the staff were afraid of bees, so we couldn’t mention that last part too loud.
Anyway, the fun hexagonal shapes of honeycombs create intricate pattern that are super fun, but Way Funky put their own spin on the natural design by offering the print in lots of different colours. What is even better yet is that with Way Funky’s signature chlorine-resistant material, Way Funky swimwear holds the bright colours through many visits to the pool. As a bonus these designs are available for all ages and genders, so no one is left out of this super cool print from Way Funky. If you want to be THAT parent, you can make everyone wear matching swimwear to the next family vacation - just remember you didn’t hear the idea from us.
The Kevlar coating print has a myriad of blue hexagons outlined by white that combines the aerial power of bees with the aquatic colours of the water. For the ladies you can get the Kevlar Coating Womens One Piece & Kevlar Coating Girls One Piece or the Kevlar Coating Womens Sports Bikini & Kevlar Coating Girls Sports Bikini, so you can sport this look in the one piece or bikini style. For the men you can get Way Funky’s signature style of trunk with Kevlar Coating Mens Trunks, Kevlar Coating Boys Trunks & Kevlar Coating Toddlers Boys Trunks. This fun look is perfect for swimmers who like to blend into the cool blues of the water.
The other option is the Golden Honeycomb print that has green, yellow and white hexagons outlined by thin midnight black lines. We’re not sure if this print reminds us more of a honeycomb or a snake slivering through the grass. Again you can get this print in the one piece or two piece styles; check it out at the Golden Honeycomb Womens One Piece & Golden Honeycomb Girls One Piece or the Golden Honeycomb Womens Sports Bikini & Golden Honeycomb Girls Sports Bikini. Both styles are suitable for athletic swimming, because both cuts provide plenty of coverage and support. Dudes, don’t worry, you aren’t left out of this green and gold style. We also have the Golden Honeycomb Mens Trunks, Golden Honeycomb Boys Trunks & Golden Honeycomb Toddler Boys trunks that are great for everything from swim lessons to swim meets.
Last up we have Hexel Boom print that features red, white and blue hexagons outlined by a neon blue to create an explosive look for the water. We love how the neon plays with the red, white and blue to create an eye popping look. For the ladies, you can get the Hexel Boom Womens One Piece & Hexel Boom Girls One Piece. For all the fellas out there make sure to check out the Hexel Boom Mens Trunks & Hexel Boom Boys Trunks.
Argh! Are ye ready to sail the ocean blue with Way Funky swimwear on yer next trip to the pool? Well grab yer favourite eye patch and a spare parrot to go with these new nautically themed fitness swimwear from Way Funky now available here at Swimmer. Say “aye, aye” if you are ready to explore the latest fitness swimwear with us, and get ready to sail this blog of swimwear worthy of finest of sea captains.
For those ready for ye first sea battle already, let’s raise a glass of grog to these new designs that be right here on Swimmer. These styles are only for pirates who be ready to chase down the most infamous of sea monsters. Only worthy pirates need apply.
For the brave lady pirates out there, you can check out the deep sea blue style of the Read the Sign Womens One Piece that looks great with a matching captain’s hat from our selection of Funkita Swim Caps. Or try the blood red style of the Stop the Disaster Womens One Piece & Stop the Disaster Girls One Piece.
For all the manly pirates out there, you can find your buried treasure by looking at the Read the Sign Mens Trunks & Read the Sign Toddler Boys Trunks or the Stop the Disaster Mens Trunks, Stop the Disaster Boys Trunks & Stop the Disaster Toddler Boys Trunks. Make sure to grab ye pirate sword before getting any of these trunks. Hungry? How about a delicious tropical fish to snack on? Well, the first rule to catching a fish is dressing like one. Funky and Funkita is offering tropically coloured stripes to help ye camouflage into the ocean blue by looking like you be raised by tropical fish.
For the ladies (this doesn’t include the lady men), ye can check out the pink, green, white, yellow, and well - all the colours in the fine style of Colour Love. These fashionably vertical stripes are available in a sports bikini style that you can see at the Colour Love Womens Sports Bikini & Colour Love Girls Sports Bikini. For you more modest lasses, you can check out the Colour Love Womens One Piece & Colour Love Girls One Piece.
For all the men, (this one includes all the lady boys out there) get ready to grab some trunks, not the treasure kind, to hop into the pool. You can get the style with PINK stripes with the Colour Love Mens Trunk & Colour Love Boys Trunk, but don’t expect to be making first mate anytime with that style. For men who like more manly stripes check out the Striped Man that features colours that are more appropriate for ye gender.
Stay tuned to the Swimmer blog to learn more about the latest fitness and athletic swimwear from Funky Trunks and Funkita. We have the finest swimwear booty available for sale for all ye pirates out there!
Ready to take the party to the pool? Then you are going to love Funkita’s new line of fitness swimwear. These pieces of C-Infinity chlorine resistant swimwear feature brightly coloured confetti designs that will add a bit of pizzazz to your swimwear collection. Get ready to party hard by checking out this new style of swimwear from Funkita.
For those who like one pieces, you’ll find a perfect match with Confetti Clashing Womens One Piece & Confetti Clashing Girls One Piece. The print of the Confetti Clashing One Piece has thousands of pieces of confetti dancing down the front and back of the one piece. Dual coloured strap features the confetti design and a hot pink that compliments the bright colours of the confetti. The single-bind straps of the one piece offers plenty of room for freedom of movement in the arms and shoulders. The Confetti Clashing One Piece is perfect for ladies who like to work and party hard.
If you would prefer a bikini style, check out the Confetti Clashing Girls Sports Bikini. This sports bikini offers all the comfort and support of one piece with the fun two piece style. This stunning print features a storm of confetti raining down on both the top and bottom piece of the sports bikini. This fun-loving look is perfect for girls who love to add a bit of brightness everyday with their unique style.
Stay tuned to our blog to hear the latest news and fashion from the swimwear world. Happy swimming!
Flowers are always really beautiful, but Funkita has made flowers really cool too with their groovy new athletic swimwear line just released here at Swimmer. Wearing these funky prints, you’ll have a hard time containing yourself from throwing up a peace sign every time you hit the water. Using wild designs and crazy bright colours, Funkita sheds a whole new light on the classic (and sometimes BORING) floral design.
First up, let’s talk about the very electric look of the Petals of Paris that you can see at Petals of Paris Women's One Piece & Petals of Paris Girls One Piece and the Petals of Paris Womens Sports Bikini & Petals of Paris Girls Sports Bikini. These very neon prints feature shades of hot pink, midnight black, and white to create an eye popping print that really stands out in the water. The colours enhance the crazy look of the pinwheel flower designs. Black trimming and straps compliment the midnight black of the design. The Petals of Paris swimwear design is great for women and girls who don’t mind standing out from the crowd by showing off their own unique style.
The alternative floral design available can be seen at the Chelsea Flower Women's One Piece, Chelsea Flower Girls One Piece & Chelsea Flower Toddlers Girls One Piece, the Chelsea Flower Girls Sports Bikini and the Chelsea Flower Toddler Girls Tankini. The print of the Chelsea Flower fitness swimwear features a wide variety of neon colours including pink, green, purple, blue and yellow. Thin purple straps make for a cute addition to the look that also allows you to swim in comfort. The fun loving nature of the Chelsea Flower print makes it perfect for long days at the beach or hard working hours at swim practice.
To top off any either of these styles check out the Chelsea Flower Silicone Swim Cap from Funkita. This swim cap features a large bouquet of neon flowers on a very hot pink background. In small block letters the Funkita logo is printed in purple letters. This bright coloured swim cap can match a variety of other swimwear styles as well!
For more news on the latest athletic and fitness swimwear from Funkita, stay tuned to our blog. Make sure to check our sales section if you are looking for a deal on swimwear from the best swimwear brands in the industry. Happy swimming!
From the moment we immerse ourselves into the water, the freedom and weightlessness the water offers can only be compared to flight. With each stroke we manoeuvre our bodies purposefully to soar through the water at top speed, just like a bird flying through the sky. Funkita wants to help you channel your inner bird with their new line of bird themed athletic swimwear that is available right here at Swimmer. The bird is the perfect animal to lift our spirits to do our best every time we hit the pool. In this line from Funkita swimwear, the peacock, macaw and flamingo all make appearances to offer inspiration on top of offering brilliant tropical colours.
First off, we wanted to introduce the absolutely stunning peacock inspired print from Funkita. The Peacock Paradise Womens One Piece, Peacock Paradise Girls One Piece & Peacock Paradise Toddlers Girls One Piece features a collage of millions of overlapping peacock feathers that really shows of the green, pinks and blues of these stunning critters. The trimming and straps are made with the same peacock feather design, so you get the feathered look on every single piece of this one piece. This print is also available in a sports bikini cut that you can see at the Peacock Paradise Womens Sports Bikini & Peacock Paradise Girls Sports Bikini.
Next up, we’re introducing our favourite colourful friend, the macaw. In the Macaw Magic Girls One Piece, we step into a neon tropical forest that is filled with birds, butterflies and flowers on a midnight black background. With Funkita's signature chlorine-resistant material, this one piece will hold its colour- even with heavy use. This crazy look is perfect for girls who like a quirkier style to add some fun to their time in the water.
Last but not least, the Flamingo makes a star appearance in the new Funkita swimwear line of 2014. This pink bird has always been one of our favourites, so we were super excited to see a variety of prints featuring the flamingo! For a very hot pink look in addition to the pink bird, check out the Flaming Go Go’s Womens One Piece, Flaming Go Go's Girls One Piece & Flaming Go Go's Toddler Girls One Piece. This hot pink fitness swimwear is also available in a sports bikini that you can see at Flamingo Go Gos Womens Sports Bikini & Flaming Go Go's Girls Sports Bikini. Also, it is available in a tankini cut that can be found at Flaming Go Gos Toddler Tankini.
For a more toned down version of the pink flaming you are going to love this next print from Funkita swimwear. The print of the Go Flamingo Womens One Piece, Go Flamingo Girls One Piece and Go Flamingo Toddlers Girls One Piece features pink flamingos on a teal background. Baby pink straps compliment the baby pink of the flamingos. We loved the soft pastel tones of this swimwear to counter the very popular neon themes that seem to be all the rage in the fashion world right now. The Go Flamingo One Piece is perfect for ladies who don’t mind marching, or stroking, to the beat of their own drum.
To match any of the above fitness swimwear Funkita the Flamingo Go Gos Silicone Swim Cap makes an excellent accessory. This cap features two baby pink flamingos on a hot pink background. Below the flamingos the Funkita brand is printed in bold, white letters. Match this hot pink cap to any piece of swimwear to add a blast of pink colour, because there can’t be enough pink in this world!
Funky Trunks features George W. Bush on Swimwear: Here are 10 of Bush’s Silliest Quotes to Get You Stoked!
Whether you were a fan of former U.S. President George W. Bush or not, you got to admit the man had propensity to stumble on his words in public. He was not the most eloquent of world leaders, and the results were sometimes funny.
In his honour, Funkita and Funky Trunks feature a caricature of a big, bobbly head version of Bush on the Heads of State Mens Trunks & Heads of State Boys Trunks, the Heads of State Womens One Piece & Heads of State Girls One Piece, the Baby Come On Mens Trunks & Baby Come On Boys Trunks and the Baby Come On Womens One Piece & Baby Come On Girls One Pieces. You can also check out some additional political commentary from Funky Trunks in swimwear form in the Start the Fire Mens Trunks & Start the Fire Boys Trunks.
We tried to keep these quotes free of partisanship, but obviously given his position that was hard to do. These quotes do not necessarily reflect any political view, but are just up here to give everyone a good chuckle at poor ol’ Bush’s expense. Without further ado here are ten of Bush’s silliest quotes (courtesy of about.com) -
"They misunderestimated me." -- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
"Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." -- in parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." -- Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" -- Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." -- Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best." -- Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." - Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." -- as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." -- Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -- Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001